The Marvel Cinematic Universe - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (Pt. 1)

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  • Published: 13 May 2018
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  • EJ Moreno
    EJ Moreno  1 days back

    Wild to think people like the first Avengers movie still. One of the most dated and laughably bad movies in recent years. Also back when I saw it, it was the first modern movie I walked out of and asked for my money back. Didn't still it until my film school friends forced me to see it again cause "I was missing the best comic book movie ever." The said this years after Dark Knight...what?!

    • INFA -RED
      INFA -RED  3 days back

      Uncle why are you in my bed

      • Mio Kuroki
        Mio Kuroki  4 days back

        I wish they showed women's tits instead of men's. Where is equality when you need it really bad?

        • CordialGun
          CordialGun  5 days back

          finally, some good fucking content :')

          • maytheforce betrayyou
            maytheforce betrayyou  5 days back

            >Thinks the cg in Incredible Hulk is horrible
            >>Watches Ang Lee Hulk

            ...oh

            • Defrag orange
              Defrag orange  5 days back

              I like how there is just Pokemon Black and White themes just in the background

              • Oly Man
                Oly Man  5 days back

                i think iron man was still going to be at the race it doesnt matter if he is in a car he is still going to come own at fight him right

                • Oly Man
                  Oly Man  5 days back

                  In iron man two at least he hates the bad guy.

                  • Hax _m
                    Hax _m  6 days back

                    My man actually used Nimbasa City music, what a legend

                    • Cagkiller0
                      Cagkiller0  6 days back

                      “I’ve watched infinity wars 4 times”

                      “Modern iron man is invincible”

                      Wait... what?

                      • Pody Jr 101
                        Pody Jr 101  1 days back

                        Well I mean...
                        Its fucking thanos

                    • Donovan Stewart
                      Donovan Stewart  6 days back

                      I can definitely get on board with saying Natalie Portman is a bad actor. If you don’t agree with me, watch the Phantom menace

                      • TheSilliestWilly
                        TheSilliestWilly  6 days back

                        **pushes glasses up and wipes away Cheetos dust**

                        ummmmm you say at the 14 minute and 45 second mark that Thor and his friends are fifteen thousand years old and acccchsually according to the lore they are fifteen hundred years old.

                        • SKS Adrin
                          SKS Adrin  1 weeks back

                          I want Marcus to get to 1mil

                          • BIGGEST DAVE
                            BIGGEST DAVE  1 weeks back

                            Anyone see the photo of captain America kissing iron man

                            • The Dark Void
                              The Dark Void  1 weeks back

                              nice snowball

                              • Tharun Yadav
                                Tharun Yadav  1 weeks back

                                16:41 for Mandatory Marvel Movie Shirtless Scene

                              • Nina Ramey
                                Nina Ramey  1 weeks back

                                Thank you very much for the marvel shirtless montage

                                • DangerOne
                                  DangerOne  1 weeks back

                                  TBF, Thor's arc is fantastic, he goes from spoiled, isolated jerk to humanized, emotional bro dude lol

                                  • DangerOne
                                    DangerOne  1 weeks back

                                    Sam Rockwell was the best thing about IM2 lol

                                    • Cj Kalandek
                                      Cj Kalandek  2 weeks back

                                      My personal ratings for the ones you rated in this video.

                                      _Iron Man-_ 9.2/10.
                                      _The Incredible Hulk-_ 6.7/10.
                                      _Iron Man 2-_ 6.8/10.
                                      _Thor-_ 7/10.
                                      _Captain America: The First Avenger-_ 8/10.
                                      _The Avengers-_ 9.3/10.

                                      • King Hydrei
                                        King Hydrei  2 weeks back

                                        hah you think you can go and play driftveil city music in the background and expect me not to notice? 12:56

                                        • Bob Leonheart
                                          Bob Leonheart  2 weeks back

                                          You say some things in these videos that really just blow my mind.


                                          "If you ask me Captain America is the most interesting person in the whole series. He's the only person whose character changes because his personality is already perfect."


                                          I mean fuck me that just melted my brain. Lets start with nobody is perfect... even Captain America. At the beginning Steve has no fucking idea how to handle a character like Tony Stark. What am I saying at the beginning, throughout the entirety of the series he exhibits an incredible habit of allowing Stark to push his every button. He gets much better at handling it by the end but it's still a failing in his character. Ultron also points out just how reliant Steve is on having a battle to fight, something which presumably changes by the end given that he practically retired to become a family man and live through time. And lets not forget the time when he removes himself from the position as leader of the Avengers to go and protect his ol' buddy Bucky. Hell even Steve himself realized that this was a failing given that he gave up on being Cap following this... something he also did later after hearing that the Infinity Stones were gone. Get that, Steve Rogers, the "perfect person" decided at a time when half the world had died and shit was going to hell in a handbasket decided to stop being a hero and become a counsellor. Talk about a way to waste resources man. A man with the body of an adonis and the talent to match up and decided to spend five years as a councilor instead of you know... helping the police keep order.... maybe you know, helping the military who must clearly be understaffed given that they just lost huge amounts of their forces... and loads of the super heroes. (and obviously this is slightly unrelated but maybe if Steve had been knocking about he could have been the one to say "You know instead of spending all this time and money erecting a plaza with marble monuments to commemorate those lost in the snap we could instead spend that money and time on cleaning up the garbage from the fucking streets. I mean 5 years later when Ant Man returns and heads of to see his family the place is a shit hole but no, lets build these monuments because it's much more important that people can have somewhere to go for a little weep than to make sure that there isn't piles of festering trash lying around the city making them ill." Oh God the Marvel movies are good but fuck me is there some dumb ass shit in them.)


                                          So yeah Captain America ain't perfect. He's good and for that he gets my respect but kid ye not that he's perfect. Ok so next to address the concept that what you see as a static personality is something which justifies calling him "the most interesting person in the whole series". Tell me, what is more interesting, A glass of water sitting at room temperature for an hour or a glass of water that has just been put in the freezer? Is it possible that it's the one which undergoes changes that's the most interesting? I mean it's certainly the one we can learn the most from. Ok, what about this one, a guy who is a good person or a guy who is a good person and then become bad? Any guesses what one is going to be more interesting?

                                          • Dom Mitchell
                                            Dom Mitchell  2 weeks back

                                            erjb is my personality type

                                            • Logan Bricks
                                              Logan Bricks  2 weeks back

                                              Love the pokemon music!

                                              • FixyFams
                                                FixyFams  2 weeks back

                                                Iron Man 2008: I’m such a badass!
                                                Iron Man 2019: That’s a cute suit, did your husband give it to you?

                                                • Siff n Suke n Stuff
                                                  Siff n Suke n Stuff  2 weeks back

                                                  10:22 Friendship ended with *circle*


                                                  now *Triangle* is my best friend

                                                  • ThickJapaneseBoi76
                                                    ThickJapaneseBoi76  2 weeks back

                                                    Ate a gummy cola while watching and i thought they should start making edible bottles

                                                    • Nelson Pun
                                                      Nelson Pun  2 weeks back

                                                      Whats erjb?

                                                      • Chilly Fire5737
                                                        Chilly Fire5737  2 weeks back

                                                        So what was ur 2nd favorite ending in the mcu?

                                                        • RM _
                                                          RM _  2 weeks back

                                                          "everybody and their mum saw it"
                                                          Lol so true 🤣🤣🤣

                                                          • JCFnetwork
                                                            JCFnetwork  2 weeks back

                                                            Not going to lie I only love iron Man 1 because of the first half and I don't think I made it once past the big robot fight

                                                            • Onodera1980
                                                              Onodera1980  2 weeks back

                                                              Tony Stark should never be in danger. Drone technology has made him risking his life superfluous; completely pointless.

                                                              • Kilo 271
                                                                Kilo 271  2 weeks back

                                                                16:45 damn boi
                                                                This is why I subscribed

                                                                • Edward Hyena
                                                                  Edward Hyena  2 weeks back

                                                                  Honestly just knowing that other Aesop Rock fans are out there is one of the many reasons I watch these.

                                                                  • Cosplay Jay
                                                                    Cosplay Jay  2 weeks back

                                                                    14:38 *hundred

                                                                    • Em
                                                                      Em  2 weeks back

                                                                      Dude, Ironman 1 and 2 were the best movies in the entire marvel series! What are you talking about?!

                                                                      • Alex Sandoval
                                                                        Alex Sandoval  2 weeks back

                                                                        The shirtless scene in hoco is weird....like....isn't he supposed to be fifteen?

                                                                        • Ivan Ahumada
                                                                          Ivan Ahumada  2 weeks back

                                                                          8:49 im pretty sure they cgid the conversation and dubbed in the thank you sir.. and his abs.

                                                                          • Bray_ V_
                                                                            Bray_ V_  2 weeks back

                                                                            Jane Foster (Natalie portman) is such a fukin terrible character. my least favourite in the entirety of the mcu.
                                                                            please agree with me.

                                                                            • ReTheMi
                                                                              ReTheMi  2 weeks back

                                                                              Am I too late to go see infinity war with you, I’ll bring some booze and snacks, you bring the hahas

                                                                              • Senkai
                                                                                Senkai  2 weeks back

                                                                                I also remembered really liking the first Captain america, but after a recent rewatch realised it wasn't that good

                                                                                • Yung Yamazaki
                                                                                  Yung Yamazaki  2 weeks back

                                                                                  20:14 okay so you just said that you think the static, flat character is more interesting because he doesn’t change. Wtf. What is this nonsense

                                                                                  • Samael The Blindness of God

                                                                                    Hey, fuck you. Only people from New Mexico can say it's ugly

                                                                                    • ccaassttrrooo
                                                                                      ccaassttrrooo  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Fuck this channel

                                                                                      • spidy one
                                                                                        spidy one  2 weeks back

                                                                                        damn you black 7/10

                                                                                        • Mr skeleton
                                                                                          Mr skeleton  3 weeks back

                                                                                          Tony invincible he’s the invincible iron man after all now Iron man comic story don’t interest me but he’s my favorite mcu character he’s a selfish asshole in the beginning but the character development and his story is my favorite although Spider-Man is my favorite they turned iron man a b rated comic character into a fan favorite

                                                                                          • spidy one
                                                                                            spidy one  3 weeks back

                                                                                            is that cap kissing tony what tha fuck

                                                                                            • Zachary Payne
                                                                                              Zachary Payne  3 weeks back

                                                                                              Imagine a shirtless scene in Captain Marvel. OMG that movie would be rated R because we would have Captain Marvel porn in a Marvel Movie!😆