Venom - About as Bad as You Expect

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  • Published: 04 October 2018
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  • Joe Chill
    Joe Chill  2 days back

    Anybody else feel like he contradicts everything hi top films saids

    • Don Cheadle
      Don Cheadle  2 days back

      I enjoyed it because I saw it with friends

      • Mavelll Gaming
        Mavelll Gaming  5 days back

        Also, “symbiote”

        • Mavelll Gaming
          Mavelll Gaming  5 days back

          I liked venom, only because Tom hardy plays the role perfectly. He looks like shit the entire movie and isn’t a hero until the very very end. It’s funny, and venom is hilarious, “Eddie” “I am not a parasite” “I’m a little bitch on our planet”

          • The Grey Knight
            The Grey Knight  6 days back

            I think Tom hardy has scoliosis, because every movie I've seen him in, he has a hunch

            • Steph Englander
              Steph Englander  1 weeks back

              He does this really bad thing and doesn't pay for it at all.



              Yeah he just lost his home, his fiancee and his job.

              • Daniel Beadling
                Daniel Beadling  1 weeks back

                Lol he says not to silence the little girl, then doesn’t let her talk or ask a question, then he leaves and the first thing he does is silence the reporter as soon as he asks a question he doesn’t like.

                • Chicken Fingers
                  Chicken Fingers  1 weeks back

                  I don't know what you're talking about, Venom is great. Comics are so fucking stupid and this movie fully embraces that

                  • Comic Gamer Kids
                    Comic Gamer Kids  1 weeks back

                    Just seeing the thumbnails I thought this channel was called Cosmonaut Quiche

                    • qwerty man
                      qwerty man  2 weeks back

                      Marcus: said it’s an actual Cosmonaut Quickie

                      Also Marcus: puts out a quickie 11 minutes long

                      • Joshua Sharman
                        Joshua Sharman  2 weeks back

                        LOL, he gave venom a score lower than 2003 daredevil. It MUST be bad then!!!

                        • Peter Moffatt
                          Peter Moffatt  2 weeks back

                          Ok "evil elon musk" is the best thing I've heard about this movie

                          • kisuf tovy
                            kisuf tovy  2 weeks back

                            Cuphead soundtrack in the background

                            • Landon Klein
                              Landon Klein  2 weeks back

                              They used fried eggs for venoms eyes

                              • TheMightyBigMac
                                TheMightyBigMac  2 weeks back

                                A year ago today!

                                • soapie sins
                                  soapie sins  2 weeks back

                                  This movie is stupid but I love it

                                  • shizuwolf
                                    shizuwolf  2 weeks back

                                    I thought it was pretty good. Not perfect, but enjoyably good. I like how Eddie is built up as an over confident reporter who will do whatever it takes to get the dirt on someone so can use it against them. This blows up in his face when tries to report on a medical company and he ends up losing his job over it. He’s pretty much lost the only way he knows how to fight people and tries to avoid any confrontation as a result. Then, when Venom comes in, he’s built up as the complete opposite. He faces confrontation head on and goes after what he wants in extreme ways. They both learn from each other and try to find a middle ground so they can coexist together. It did feel like there were some scenes missing, but I wasn’t lost in what was going on. I really hope there’s a sequel to this movie

                                    • BLVSPHEMY
                                      BLVSPHEMY  3 weeks back

                                      Is that CupHead music in the background?

                                      • Satsui Nohado
                                        Satsui Nohado  3 weeks back

                                        C'mon, of all the things you can complain about. It's funny at times and they made Venom (the symbiote) actually cool and relatable. They made Venom gritty and we needed a Venom like this. You're crying about stupid stuff. Movie was good.

                                        • Loch .e
                                          Loch .e  2 weeks back

                                          Satsui Nohado this movie is basically ghost rider

                                        • Stark1ller 22
                                          Stark1ller 22  2 weeks back

                                          Movie was shit

                                      • Link
                                        Link  3 weeks back

                                        Maybe it's because I took 15 dabs of acid and snorted some cystele meth but I really like it

                                        • jamb
                                          jamb  3 weeks back

                                          Tom Hardy said that the best scenes all ended up on the cutting room floor

                                          • Asher Brownlow
                                            Asher Brownlow  3 weeks back

                                            Am I the only one who loved this movie?

                                          • Ian Knutson
                                            Ian Knutson  3 weeks back

                                            Venom was just awful. Fanboys are in denial. Probably have just been waiting for so long to see the character that they won't hear otherwise.
                                            As a longtime Spiderman fan, I was just disappointed.

                                            • Dennis The Comic Novel Monitor Nichols

                                              I fell asleep during this movie

                                              • Melstoast
                                                Melstoast  4 weeks back

                                                One can not rate a movie 2/10 without having watched "Premutos: The Fallen Angel".

                                                • Billy Buck
                                                  Billy Buck  4 weeks back

                                                  Venom is the dumbest load of BS I've ever seen. The Marvel fan boy virgin nerds will argue over this dumb BS til the day they get laid.

                                                  • CJ Trinidad
                                                    CJ Trinidad  4 weeks back

                                                    Anyone else see a night monkey advertisement?

                                                    • Tristen Cox
                                                      Tristen Cox  4 weeks back

                                                      I disagree

                                                      • Caye Daws
                                                        Caye Daws  4 weeks back

                                                        No joke, this movie is seriously being used as ammo against critics.

                                                        • TriCore 9
                                                          TriCore 9  4 weeks back

                                                          Wanted to like this channel but this video went rather downhill thanks to the the use of the 'normie" stuff. It gave everything this asocial internet addict vibe which seriously degrades the critique and turns it into something you could read in the bowels and depths of the internet.

                                                          • TriCore 9
                                                            TriCore 9  2 weeks back

                                                            @Loch .e they are just people who watch the movies they like. There is nothing wrong with that. Live and let live.

                                                          • Loch .e
                                                            Loch .e  2 weeks back

                                                            TriCore 9 well he’s not wrong most of my family are Normies when it comes to movies they like stuff like Jupiter ascending ghost rider daredevil

                                                        • MafiaRevolution
                                                          MafiaRevolution  1 months back

                                                          Yay.... they’re gonna ruin my spider man by bringing him into this shit. Woohoo

                                                          • Sheikh Suleiman
                                                            Sheikh Suleiman  1 months back

                                                            I enjoyed it

                                                            • D R
                                                              D R  1 months back

                                                              This guy is a worse YMS knockoff

                                                              • Anmolvir Singh
                                                                Anmolvir Singh  1 months back

                                                                Cosmonaut: if it isn't mcu, then it isn't good.

                                                                I hate that ideology.

                                                                • Some_editor 946
                                                                  Some_editor 946  4 weeks back

                                                                  Anmolvir Singh have u seen his mcu ranking? They average like 6/10. Minutes plus he gave Shazam a good rating. And spider-verse

                                                                • Anmolvir Singh
                                                                  Anmolvir Singh  1 months back

                                                                  @Lou Minous think about it. Most of the mcu movies he rates, they get higher scores. If they aren't in the mcu, then he gives them lower scores.

                                                                • Lou Minous
                                                                  Lou Minous  1 months back

                                                                  um, no? The movie is genuinely pretty bad. Plus he rates alot of MCU movies as borderline average and boring.

                                                              • Venom Ikon
                                                                Venom Ikon  1 months back

                                                                I’ll be honest I really liked it when I first saw it

                                                                • Andre Pharr
                                                                  Andre Pharr  1 months back

                                                                  At least tom Hardy venom is better than sam rami venom. This movie could had been better if spiderman was in it

                                                                  • gabriela magalhaes
                                                                    gabriela magalhaes  1 months back

                                                                    And because of this shitty movie, Sony thinks she can do a good live action spider-man movie, introducing the Tom Holland spider-man to this “Venom universe”, fuck Sony!

                                                                    • Josip Broz Tito, dictator of Yugoslavia

                                                                      I liked this movie

                                                                      • inabstract
                                                                        inabstract  1 months back

                                                                        I find it funny how most reviewers of this movie say something like "it wasnt very good,itsbad. but i like it". I get it, the audience in general gave it a good score, and reviewers are too afraid of just saying the movie sucked, afraid of comment repercursions. Say it with me : -THis movie sucks, period. Makes no sense from beggining to end. Terrible story , terrible plot. Ty ty , i wil be here all day. *bows

                                                                        • AtrociousAK47
                                                                          AtrociousAK47  1 months back

                                                                          When my one friend saw this movie he told everyone to "ignore the critics" cuz i guess in his mind its an amazing movie and film critics in general have no clue what they are talking about.

                                                                          • Carium
                                                                            Carium  1 months back

                                                                            What's funny is it feels like the editor took the idea of not drag a scene on too long a little too much to heart. The scenes feel too damn short like there was more that was going to happen and then cut to the woods.

                                                                            • Andrew Miller
                                                                              Andrew Miller  1 months back

                                                                              Did you see the post credit scene with woody harlelson

                                                                              • RamboNambo (aka Sorpresa)

                                                                                3:17 That's because Venom was supposed to be a rated R movie, but they decided to change it to a PG-13 film at the last minute.

                                                                                • Quintus
                                                                                  Quintus  1 months back

                                                                                  5hr part about the little kid's question is pretty accurate and hard to not notice. You're sitting there waiting to hear her question even though it has become sort of obvious half way through his little speech that this part was just written so he can monologue his character's personality.

                                                                                  • Sparta34 / / The Gamer
                                                                                    Sparta34 / / The Gamer  1 months back

                                                                                    Strangers in the night...

                                                                                    • RAIDEN9001
                                                                                      RAIDEN9001  1 months back

                                                                                      I enjoyed the movie and agree that the movie would of benefited if an R rating, but it still went well in my perspective, not amazing but its good that its enjoyable.

                                                                                      • Donte Bland
                                                                                        Donte Bland  1 months back

                                                                                        Ole boi just gave Ben 🦢's Daredevil a higher rating than this......I'm weak loll

                                                                                        • Alan Kerr
                                                                                          Alan Kerr  1 months back

                                                                                          They're going to ruin spiderman. Venom was absolute shite.

                                                                                          • Billy Buck
                                                                                            Billy Buck  4 weeks back

                                                                                            At last, an intelligent opinion