The Marvel Cinematic Universe - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (Pt. 2)

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  • Published: 28 May 2018
  • Sorry it took a while. I got sick.

    Civil War is in this one.

    PART ONE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBdMcszVMcg

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Comments • 9 423

  • famously anonymous
    famously anonymous  17 hours back

    Alright i love the marvel movies up until civil war. You could see a change in the tone of these movies up until civil war the movies weren't very comedic. But as soon as guardians of the galaxy came out the demand for comedy skyrocketed in the franchise the only newer ones i like are spiderman homecoming doctor strange and black panther

    • Architect of Ben
      Architect of Ben  2 days back

      MCU falcon is ny favourite MCU. Otherwise I don't really even care enough about any other forms of marvel to have a favourite

      • ShotgunLlama
        ShotgunLlama  2 days back

        The only thing I remember about Age of Ultron was an overplayed ad... "striiiings"

        • MoreDetonation
          MoreDetonation  3 days back

          Cap should've beat the last guy in the elevator in two seconds

          • Sam
            Sam  3 days back

            Any threat from space wont feel as big as Thanos
            MCU: Hold my beer

            • Sean .H
              Sean .H  3 days back

              he does lift it, but hes such a good guy he pretended he couldn't

              • 1955 Doc Brown
                1955 Doc Brown  4 days back

                Dude you do realize that hank pym mentions the fact that without his specialized helmet the particles mess with your brain, it is mentioned several times that shrinking messes with your brain

                • Munashe Mhungu
                  Munashe Mhungu  4 days back

                  He really isn't good at reviews

                  • Yung Money
                    Yung Money  5 days back

                    Ultron was supposed to be a little jokey an sarcastic, they tried making ultron like Tony Stark without ultron knowing, just like how he was like hank pym but metal in the comics

                    • snagglewolf
                      snagglewolf  5 days back

                      You might be one of the only people who doesn't like Luis

                      • Dane Otto
                        Dane Otto  6 days back

                        I’m sorry but once you find yourself saying “Cap makes himself look like a maniac for not signing the accords, which he is! Just sign!” Then you can just assume you’re team Stark. But there are many Team Cappers that could present some compelling arguments for his side and why not to sign. Just saying. That’s the point. I don’t think Cap is for a fact being dumb. It’s not bad writing. I think his beliefs and morals are solid and the accords break them. I personally can’t side with either. I think there could be some compromise they could work on if they were to communicate, instead of punching it out, but then we don’t get the airport scene sooooo yeah. But again, just rest easy as a Team Starker, Cosmo

                        • Atrium Games&More
                          Atrium Games&More  6 days back

                          I disagree with you on these movies A LOT, but your other videos and your jokes are solid enough I overlook it. But you are just patently wrong about Civil War.

                          • Colt Mason
                            Colt Mason  6 days back

                            Wait... my birthday is on the same day as Cosmo's?


                            Cancers rise up, hell ye

                            • Soba Dragon
                              Soba Dragon  7 days back

                              5:15
                              Well edited and scripting.

                              • Jtm Josh
                                Jtm Josh  7 days back

                                "who writes this woman's dialogue"

                                A few minutes later


                                "I have no problem with the writing in this movie."

                                • Loss .mp4
                                  Loss .mp4  7 days back

                                  Falcon is that bouncer that nobody likes but for the Avengers.

                                  • Yiorgos Stergiannis
                                    Yiorgos Stergiannis  1 weeks back

                                    Song at 16:45?

                                    • Monkra
                                      Monkra  1 weeks back

                                      I think cap realized he could but he is such a G that he doesnt because he knows it's important to thor that he is the only one

                                      • DiamondDestiny's Mini-Movies

                                        *WHO THE HELL IS CUCKY*

                                        • AdanALW
                                          AdanALW  1 weeks back

                                          Captain America is reluctant about working for the government because in Winter Soldier they turned out to be Nazis, and the whole creation of the helicarrier fleet creeped him out and soured his loyalty to the state. Captain America works better against the government than for it. It gives his patriotism as being authentic to ideals and the people, not the state, and it draws inspiration from his period as "Nomad" in the comics.

                                          Tony is pushing the Accords because he doesn't want the responsibility on his conscience they way the mother of the dead son makes him feel guilt. Both Tony and Steve have political trajectories that actual cross passed each other. Steve believes in that New Deal type of old-time innocent patriotism but then wakes up to the post-war world where the intelligence agencies and national security state have basically taken over much of the world without the public even really being aware how far it goes. He becomes far more sober in his views while remaining forever the optimist, but in people not institutions. Tony starts off as a rather callous arms dealer, becomes a pacifist, then a libertarian in Iron Man 2 with the senate hearings, then moves towards collective security by trusting thrust institutions. I think it makes sense.

                                          Other points you made were valid, and the videos are otherwise good. I just disagree with the notion that no one has actual motivation in Civil War.

                                          • French Toast Man
                                            French Toast Man  1 weeks back

                                            Wow! You’re birthday is one day before my birthday! Wow!

                                            • French Toast Man
                                              French Toast Man  1 weeks back

                                              He was able to lift the hammer. He just didn’t want to ruin Thor’s pride. But then Vision picked it up...

                                              • Hi There
                                                Hi There  1 weeks back

                                                Anyone know what song was playing when captain america was destroying the jet

                                                • Sarah P
                                                  Sarah P  1 weeks back

                                                  Civil war failed cause the accords were nothing. It was all about Bucky. Also, Tony should have died in Siberia. And I hate Scarlet Witch because she never faces consequences for anything. Being a HYDRA terrorist should have consequences, And Vision should have dumped her for ramming him through the floors.

                                                  • Walshy
                                                    Walshy  2 weeks back

                                                    Sea Bass





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                                                    • Makoto Niaegi
                                                      Makoto Niaegi  2 weeks back

                                                      Marcus:Hawkeyes the only normal human
                                                      Me: but what about Ironman and black widow

                                                      • gregstiles
                                                        gregstiles  2 weeks back

                                                        your good dude

                                                        • Carcrash 537
                                                          Carcrash 537  2 weeks back

                                                          Hump

                                                          • Hammad Hammad
                                                            Hammad Hammad  2 weeks back

                                                            35:05, holy shit Mariah Stokes has a son. Her and iron man are in the same universe Sooooo maybe that’s why she’s a jerk in Luke Cage

                                                            • DangerOne
                                                              DangerOne  2 weeks back

                                                              Of course Cap could lift the hammer, and because he's a good leader and didn't know if it would cause friction with Thor or not if he did, he didn't. Cap's good like that.

                                                              • DangerOne
                                                                DangerOne  2 weeks back

                                                                The only issue i have with Guardians is that it really ramped up the jokes for the rest of the mcu, but i guess maybe yo'ud make too many jokes instead of thinking about your new intergalactic reality lol

                                                                • DangerOne
                                                                  DangerOne  2 weeks back

                                                                  OMG thank you! Winter Soldier is JUST a good movie, it's not this amazing piece of awesome like everyone pretends it is. I like it too! But be realistic!

                                                                  • DangerOne
                                                                    DangerOne  2 weeks back

                                                                    But Tony's suit is literally the pinnacle of his ingenuity lol It's always been his super power.

                                                                    • DangerOne
                                                                      DangerOne  2 weeks back

                                                                      My dude, your biggest mistake is asking people their opinions on things before you experience them yourself lol Just go see a thing, and then make your own opinion.

                                                                      • guest137937 likes memes

                                                                        Iron man 3 8/10
                                                                        This made my soul smile

                                                                        • biscuitboy q
                                                                          biscuitboy q  2 weeks back

                                                                          no nigga

                                                                          • 22k Rainbow
                                                                            22k Rainbow  2 weeks back

                                                                            Pacing in movies is weird for me cause I have ADHD so everything feels slow to me so I can never tell if something is actually poorly paced or if it's just me

                                                                            • Bob Leonheart
                                                                              Bob Leonheart  2 weeks back

                                                                              Civil War would have been a really good follow up to the Infinity Saga. Personally I think something that isn't from the comics would be prefereable but if they are dead set on doing something that we've already seen again the it has to be Annihilation.

                                                                              • Yung Chicken Fillet
                                                                                Yung Chicken Fillet  2 weeks back

                                                                                Thing is, with guardians when they changed it, it made it better, the mandarin twist in my opinion was pretty underwhelming

                                                                                • Franicc
                                                                                  Franicc  2 weeks back

                                                                                  2:55 I think its cause the thought that Tony had some like defence system or something because Shane Black isn't an idot

                                                                                  • IMBATMAN 17
                                                                                    IMBATMAN 17  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Okay because I'm a gamer nerd, I only picture Niles from gears of war 2 when I hear and see the super computer...

                                                                                    • Dragomir Rumenov
                                                                                      Dragomir Rumenov  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Well you r stupid

                                                                                      • Jello Luke
                                                                                        Jello Luke  2 weeks back

                                                                                        24:00
                                                                                        Hawkeye: "No no no, I'm going to live forever."
                                                                                        He's not Wrong, he outlived both Ironman and Black Widow. Plus he's still alive in 'present mcu day'

                                                                                        • LP Flowers
                                                                                          LP Flowers  2 weeks back

                                                                                          I’m glad you mentioned the marvel movies taking liberties because people are driving me crazy complaining about the differences.

                                                                                          • Jacob Duchesne
                                                                                            Jacob Duchesne  2 weeks back

                                                                                            The weirdest shit in age of Ultron was were after vision shows up.. he forms a cape on himself.. like wtf why he do that

                                                                                            • NiceRiceChild
                                                                                              NiceRiceChild  2 weeks back

                                                                                              “Theres no reason for Cap not to trust the government”

                                                                                              Captain America Winter Soldier:
                                                                                              “Am I a joke to you?”

                                                                                              • the lone meerkat
                                                                                                the lone meerkat  3 weeks back

                                                                                                23:03 little does he know

                                                                                                • Katrina Clubb
                                                                                                  Katrina Clubb  3 weeks back

                                                                                                  100% agree with what you said about Black Widow.