Avengers Endgame - Super Spoiler Review

  • Published: 01 May 2019
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  • blinkfilms1
    blinkfilms1  1 days back

    I'm right there with you at being done with the mcu. They wrapped it up nicely and I feel content with this ending.

    • CC8
      CC8  4 days back

      You’re wrong and this movie is so amazingly dull and predictable as everyone knew thanos was going to die my grade for endgame is 4/10

    • Hilda Dorothy
      Hilda Dorothy  5 days back

      fuck Endgame is awesome

      • Steph Englander
        Steph Englander  1 weeks back

        Taika Watiti: turns an awful character into an amazing one

        Taika Watiti when it gets returned to him: ... thanks

        • Vignesh Ramkumar
          Vignesh Ramkumar  1 weeks back

          What video game is this!!

          • Kathryn  Vincent
            Kathryn Vincent  1 weeks back

            Tony's last line before his death is a quiet "Pep"

            Though the final I am Ironman is iconic

            • Jeb NJimbo
              Jeb NJimbo  2 weeks back

              1:01 This is pretty much how Martin Scorsese thinks about the Marvel Films and it's not really a bad thing or an insult because it's true tho it does feel like a Theme park ride

              • Scunk Lord
                Scunk Lord  2 weeks back

                Its actually super depressing that his last words werent “i am iron man” its actually “kid” whispered when peters holding him

                • Alibey Bal
                  Alibey Bal  2 weeks back

                  8:37 my god morrigan's body is soo alluring.

                  • Vyzitor
                    Vyzitor  2 weeks back

                    If you would have told me 10 years ago that someday I’d watch a movie scene where Spider-Man is flying through the air over a huge battle of the Avengers vs Thanos, being towed by Mjolnir that was thrown by Captain America, holding the Infinity Gauntlet, while wearing the IronSpider armor... I’d have slapped you in the mouth.

                    • Jeff Biggers
                      Jeff Biggers  2 weeks back

                      I absolutely lost my shit at “rocket raccoon assaults Natalie Portman with a dildo”

                      • Kid Panic
                        Kid Panic  2 weeks back

                        idc thor playing fortnite was fucking hilarious

                        • Single Bird Dad
                          Single Bird Dad  2 weeks back

                          I'm I the only one who thought it was rediculously predictable

                          • Sam Robards
                            Sam Robards  2 weeks back

                            I like the MCU, but my excitement for it had diminished over the last few years (probably since Age of Ultron). That is, until I saw Infinity War. Such an awesome movie, even if I think movie Thanos is pretty lame compared to comics Thanos (classic comics, Thanos, anyway: I'm talking Starlin, Giffen, DnA Thanos). So I was pretty excited for Endgame...until I saw the trailers. It basically amounted to a whole lotta fluff, with the message being, "F%*^ you, you know you're gonna see it," which I did, and...

                            I did not like it much. Hardly at all. To put my critique in one sentence, it was boring, plodding, completely lacking in tension, poorly written and obnoxiously self-indulgent.

                            There was some stuff I loved (mainly Cap wielding Mjolnir), but I had to get through so much crap I didn't like or just outright hated (Thor and anything reminding me of Ragnarok, which I simply abhor) that it simply wasn't worth it. That, combined with how completely crap the upcoming phase 4 looks (especially including Spider-Man: sorry, but I can't get behind the Holland Spidey) means that I'm completely checked outta the MCU.

                            Until the X-Men show up, that is. Then I'm in.

                            • Harris Syed
                              Harris Syed  3 weeks back

                              I really wish Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier was Captain America not Sam Wilson/Falcon because for starters as shown throughout Captain America: The First Avenger, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Captain America: Civil War and Avengers: Infinity War it is a very vital if not intristic part of their lives and we even see the former wield the latter' shield twice and that's not getting into Sebastian Stan (Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier actor) wielding a Winter Soldier-themed Captain America shield at one point so to not give him the shield is about as absurd, baffling and confusing as not giving Mjolnir to Jane Foster since both of these people are tied intristically to their friends/superheroes (Captain America/Thor).

                              • MADHATTA415
                                MADHATTA415  3 weeks back

                                It’s kind of disappointing that they’re making more avengers. :(

                                • 22k Rainbow
                                  22k Rainbow  3 weeks back

                                  Lego Marvel Super Heroes 2 is fucking phenomenal

                                  • Indie Cinemaster
                                    Indie Cinemaster  3 weeks back

                                    Fat Thor is awesome!!!

                                    • Nelson Brown
                                      Nelson Brown  3 weeks back

                                      *Tony* was certainly clear about their goal with getting the stones; part of his initial reluctance was that he didn't want to erase the last 5 years (and his daughter).

                                      • Snipe creative with Dumb and dumber

                                        He’d be great at cinema sins

                                        • daffy f
                                          daffy f  4 weeks back

                                          What i enjoyed most about endgame, was how formidable thanos was as a villain. He was not just strong, or just a good fighter, he was clever and strategic. He was outmatched with capt. marvel, but figured out how to overcome her in a way that seemed spontaneous and it really showed his cleverness. This was done in a way that wasn't small, but still subtle. And this was just one of many little but significant details throughout that fight. It was just very excellently done, and so satisfying to see done well.

                                          • Venom Ikon
                                            Venom Ikon  4 weeks back

                                            Also professor hulk is shit

                                            • Game Bond
                                              Game Bond  4 weeks back

                                              What do expect from a guy who thought civil war was boring..

                                              • Lmg mounted And loaded
                                                Lmg mounted And loaded  1 months back

                                                The reason Thor was drunk was he couldn’t handle what happened to everyone he liked

                                                • Squeaky Seeker
                                                  Squeaky Seeker  1 months back

                                                  This was the first ever 3 hour movie that I’ve watched for 6 times and not get bored.

                                                  • Masked Man
                                                    Masked Man  1 months back

                                                    I'm a little disappointed you didn't talk about some moments a little bit more. Like how you got your Cap vs Thanos and his whole army

                                                    • Golden Raccoon
                                                      Golden Raccoon  1 months back

                                                      5:30 But guess what i knew iron man was gonna die because he's been in the mcu for a very long time and i knew the black widow movie is gonna be a backstory because i just felt it

                                                      • daviddaboss69
                                                        daviddaboss69  1 months back

                                                        You are the only person that understands that Thor was bad, but like really, really BAD

                                                        • Trevor Donegan
                                                          Trevor Donegan  1 months back

                                                          The one unforgivable thing thing this movie did is announcing a “rerelease with new footage” when all it was was a 45 second unrendered hulk scene after all the credits. I had already seen the movie 3 times Before that. That one was the 4th time. And I was truly mad at that

                                                          • Humberto's brother that stabbed him

                                                            If only they did civil war after

                                                            • Crystallised Woody
                                                              Crystallised Woody  1 months back


                                                              • Darren Lin
                                                                Darren Lin  1 months back

                                                                But what about the so many stairs Hulk scene?

                                                                • Warfangiscute
                                                                  Warfangiscute  1 months back

                                                                  Spoiler alert: Batman kills Gimli in Infinity War.

                                                                  • Hayden BATE
                                                                    Hayden BATE  1 months back

                                                                    What is your favourite scene from endgame mine is the portal scene near the end

                                                                    • Only Memes
                                                                      Only Memes  1 months back

                                                                      This was the most boring movie I’ve watched in so long

                                                                      • Kevin Planer
                                                                        Kevin Planer  1 months back

                                                                        3:47 you said you didnt understand why they got the stones.
                                                                        they got the stones so they can bring back the 50% that died in the present to go BACK in time to beat thanos will the full squad

                                                                        • bluexco
                                                                          bluexco  1 months back

                                                                          Oh shit, I just realized they HAD to kill Tony. He was the only person who understood time travel! No one could be alive to rebuild that or people would just ask why they don't just travel back in time again!

                                                                          • Daniel Scott
                                                                            Daniel Scott  1 months back

                                                                            Tony did make it pretty clear that they were just bringing everyone back, and not changing anything from the last 5 years. I think it's so nothing could go wrong with Faith. Other than that I agree with you 100%. I really think this is the height of the MCU. I really can't see anyone being AS excited or it being AS emotionally resonant or exciting ever again. It's peaked and that's ok.

                                                                            • Calum Yeaman
                                                                              Calum Yeaman  1 months back

                                                                              One of the things I like about in this film is that they cut the pointless romance between Black Widow and Hulk IT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE

                                                                              • Dave Redacted
                                                                                Dave Redacted  1 months back

                                                                                What? "Don't pay attention to the time travel"??? My friend, usually you're right on the money, but *this* is shameful. The only reason there was a conflict was because Nebula was a moron and decided "oh, my father knows about us time traveling to stop him. I need to warn Natasha and Cliff!" This was so unbelievably stupid, it breaks the movie for me. What possible reason did she have for warning them? Even if she had warned them, they'd still have tried to complete their mission and return to the present. Since Nebula chose to try to warn Cliff and Nat, she is the ONLY reason Thanos could come to the present. It's so incredibly stupid and forced.

                                                                                • Cloud
                                                                                  Cloud  1 months back


                                                                                  • Viorel Helesteu
                                                                                    Viorel Helesteu  1 months back

                                                                                    Avengers Endgame is Cute - You Guy Are Just Mean

                                                                                    • Andrue Rodriguez
                                                                                      Andrue Rodriguez  1 months back


                                                                                      What he’s saying and what’s playing have so little to do with each others it’s just so fricking hilarious 🤣

                                                                                      • nodor nodor
                                                                                        nodor nodor  1 months back

                                                                                        I like the mcu but endgame did nothing for me I was just to uninvested to care. When infinity war came out in didn't like it but I cared about what happened to them but in endgame I didn't feel like anything really matterd

                                                                                        • K den
                                                                                          K den  2 months back

                                                                                          Wait, Tony Stark was Iron Man this whole time? That makes so much more sense.

                                                                                          • Conkr CsTf
                                                                                            Conkr CsTf  2 months back

                                                                                            I thought clarification wasn't an issue. Tony kept on insisting they bring everyone back but don't go back to pre snap because he didnt wanna lose Morgan.

                                                                                            • soldofpol
                                                                                              soldofpol  2 months back

                                                                                              You forgot to talk about the best character: Black Widow's PB&J

                                                                                              • Night Owl YT
                                                                                                Night Owl YT  2 months back

                                                                                                With the lego gameplay in the background I saw it as you talking out of the characters' mouth.